Home Depot Pigeon Poops On Toddler

June 29, 2006 · 12 comments

Gary Stein reports that a trip to Home Depot resulted in his toddler getting pooped on by a pigeon inside the warehouse. Besides Home Depot’s poopy customer service, I’ve always been fearful of falling crates — they are stacked way too high along the aisles. But no, it’s the pigeon poop we must fear.

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    I actually knew someone who was seriously injured by a falling crate at Home Depot.

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    I actually knew someone who was seriously injured by a falling crate at Home Depot.

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    Noah:
    Really? Home Depot sucks. I used go to the Home Depot in Brooklyn, near Red Hook, and it’s such a disorganized mess. Thank god Lowes opened up across the street. Lowes isn’t perfect but the cleanliness, customer service and overall experience is light years ahead of Home Depot. In fact, Home Depot just sent me a $10 off coupon for any purchase over $25 dollars. That’s a nice coupon, but I won’t use it because I don’t want to go into Home Depot.

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    Noah:
    Really? Home Depot sucks. I used go to the Home Depot in Brooklyn, near Red Hook, and it’s such a disorganized mess. Thank god Lowes opened up across the street. Lowes isn’t perfect but the cleanliness, customer service and overall experience is light years ahead of Home Depot. In fact, Home Depot just sent me a $10 off coupon for any purchase over $25 dollars. That’s a nice coupon, but I won’t use it because I don’t want to go into Home Depot.

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    Yeah, I agree, whenever I go into Home Depot (very infrequently), I find it takes me 5-10 minutes to locate someone to help me and another 5-10 to follow the directions they gave me.

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    Yeah, I agree, whenever I go into Home Depot (very infrequently), I find it takes me 5-10 minutes to locate someone to help me and another 5-10 to follow the directions they gave me.

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    Yeah, the people there to help you tend not to care — at least the ones I’ve run into. Even moreso, I find that there are always people in the parking lot trying to sell me stolen goods. Someone even tried to sell me crack cocaine in the parking lot. I’m always afraid to park there, out of fear of having my car stolen. I always protect my self with the Club in that joint.

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    Yeah, the people there to help you tend not to care — at least the ones I’ve run into. Even moreso, I find that there are always people in the parking lot trying to sell me stolen goods. Someone even tried to sell me crack cocaine in the parking lot. I’m always afraid to park there, out of fear of having my car stolen. I always protect my self with the Club in that joint.

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    Do you think they bought the materials for the crack in Home Depot?

  • http://www.noahbrier.com Noah Brier

    Do you think they bought the materials for the crack in Home Depot?

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    No, they stole them.

  • http://www.attentionmax.com Max Kalehoff

    No, they stole them.