Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetheart, Now Don’t Give Me Any…

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Laura forwarded on this email to me yesterday…

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

On one hand, there’s some truth to it so it’s good advice. On the other, I don’t want to acknowledge it and fuel a self-fulfilling prophecy.