My New Mission Statement

Check out the awesome Corporate Mission Statement Generator:

And here’s my new mission statement:

“We are committed to focusing mediocre personal gain from education in personal goals overcoming all obstalces.” Brilliant. The sad fact is that the mission statements that churn out of this little gizmo are indistinguishable from so many real-life ones. If I were looking for a new interactive agency, I would hire the Net Insight guys who built this. (via George Parker)

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